Boss!Toasty is
not a mighty warrior.
Nor is she quite prepared to take 20 band-dork stowaways to the
Crip-runned gangfight turf Sonic so they can get #7 Combos and Route 66 Ocean Waters. But when you're a trumpet section leader with a truck, they just automatically assume that it's one of the services you offer. Besides showing off and being a controlling bitch/bastard, of course.
Billy shouldn't give us music with things like "Maestoso" and "Grazioso" and "Affrettando" on it. They'll take one look and go I CAN'T PLAY THIS IT'S WRITTEN IN SPANISH. It's not worth it to try and explain that no, "Pianissimo"
doesn't mean PLAY AS LOUD AS YOU FREAKING CAN~~~
/owowowow my eaaaaars.