Dropkick Me Jesus Through the Goalpost of Life

Pyromaniac Lumberjacks.

2009-11-05T20:44:14Z

Freaking band has to play at this stupid bonfire. I'm gonna be out until around 8. Hell, I really, really don't wanna go to this. Doesn't he realize I have to save my energy for the performance tomorrow? Nnnngngn I wanted a naaaap.

toastycola @ 2009-11-01T23:47:00

2009-11-02T05:48:29Z

So I went to the state fair today. Was very fun. Look, pictures!

They played "YMCA" on this ride. Of course, everyone on the ride did the motions.

It didn't seem like this ride was ever gonna end.

Hannah's stomach could not handle this ride.

I didn't expect this ride to go backwards as well as forwards. I was so tripped out.

SH...SHINATTY-CHAN!?!

Look! A bunny!

A house of mirrors called "Mardi Gras." Not enough drunk people.

This ride had some bitchin' sweet music.

This was more hilarious than scary.

Food!

THIS IS AMERICA.

Just left of the midway.

I could find a bigger one in my backyard.

The carousel.

A view from the queue line for the carousel.

Mr. Zebra.

A view from on top of Mr. Zebra.

Well, it is the Louisiana State Fair.

BABYCHICKENSBABYCHICKENS

I-I CAN'T DECIDE!

Yes, that's a candy apple, and it turned my mouth quite blue.

And then we went home~

Raunchy Raunchy Raunchy, Trombones.

2009-11-01T16:26:54Z

Oh my hot sauce, Halloween is the most BUHYOOOOOOO holiday, hjgashgjh. There were these tiny little twins. TWINS. And they were dressed as Mario and Luigi. CUUUUUUUUTE.

In other news, the band is going down to the state fair, to fill it up with RAUNCHY, no doubt. And we'll have ourselves a gay ol' time. You betcha.

And Kaza has her own tag now. ♥

Tornadoes! Ravaging the land!

2009-10-30T19:01:11Z

We-e-ell, we had some serious storms last night! Cable/Modem got knocked out, as did the power. So I sat there and played TS3 with what was left on my laptop battery, then slept! Such tragedy.

BUT, good things came out of all of this! There's no school today. And no school means no football game! KAZA, WHERE ARE YOU~? ♥

I'm in such a good mood! Extra sleep and another three-day weekend~

toastycola @ 2009-10-29T06:54:00

2009-10-29T12:03:07Z

Talking for 7 hours straight = win. I don't believe I've ever been able to do that with anyone before. Haha, I'm so easily distracted. I hope we're able to do that again some time. /enjoys having time very muchly!

On a note that has nothing to do with anything: Jonah, if you're reading this, I just want to thank you for introducing me to the pure amazingness that is 'Marwa Blues.' I really needed that.

Also, I think I'm going to take pictures of Friday. That is, if it doesn't rain. Then it'll have to be next Friday. Oh well, they're both essentially the same thing.

One Big Happy Pudding Family

2009-10-26T06:30:44Z

The Proud Parents, Lovino and Antonio.

Here we have Lovino, who after an unfortunate run-in with a bear at the local mausoleum gained the ability to give birth, and Antonio, who has developed a newfound fondness for Mausoleum-dwelling bears.

The Eldest Child, Giuliana.

Giuliana takes most after Antonio with her cheerfulness and charisma. Despite this, she has an irrational hate of potatoes.

The First Son, Alejandro.

Alejandro resembles Lovino the most in both appearance and personality. He's secretly fond of all things cute, but if anyone ever found out, they'd have a hit on them in a matter of minutes.

The Twins, Sofia and Carlo.

A set of fraternal twins with completely opposite personalities. Carlo is a bit absent-minded and enjoys running around aimlessly. Sofia, on the other hand, has spent much time perfecting Lovino's death glare and enjoys tripping Carlo as he runs around aimlessly.

The Youngest, Rafael.

While the other children turned out to be relatively normal, meaning they took mostly after one parent or another, Rafael is a chemically unstable bond between his parent's personalities. He was born with the 'Neurotic' and 'Insane' traits, and will mostly likely become even worse as the years go by. But isn't he cute?

And the parents are proud.

toastycola @ 2009-10-21T23:45:00

2009-10-22T05:11:41Z

Put your mp3 player on shuffle and write down the first lines of the first twenty songs, then post the poem that results

I like to dream,
Looking out on the morning rain,
Everyday,
You're sailing softly through the sun.

Angel came down from heaven yesterday,
Kõrbekuumuses liiva,
For once in my life,
E passione forte.

What will you do when you get lonely?
You're a jerk.
आजा आजा जिंद शामियाने के तले,
I'll be seeing you.

Que bonitos ojos tienes,
Unchain my heart,
Μισιρλού μου, η γλυκιά σου η ματιά,
Can you feel it?

There is a house in New Orleans,
Please come now,
Anger!
Ma tu.

toastycola @ 2009-10-16T06:17:00

2009-10-16T11:27:59Z

♥♥♥

HAPPY

BIRTHDAY

KAZA!

♥♥♥

I HOPE YOU HAVE A FREAKING AWESOME DAY, AND THAT I DON'T HAVE TO KILL ANY POSTAL WORKERS~

SO HERE, HAVE SOME CAKE~

toastycola @ 2009-10-08T21:12:00

2009-10-09T02:25:42Z

Today, I was trying to have a conversation with someone, but they kept slipping into their native language. It was cute, but frustrating. Kinda like if I were to post and entry like

"Today I machere ma so at school, and there was this malere kicho' trying to konte istwa la his way through a smen. And I was just like, rete, lem. Chyen ki japé jamen mo' de. And he was all "De! Parti séls!" And that was my day."

Fun, huh?

toastycola @ 2009-10-07T21:26:00

2009-10-08T02:28:10Z

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
toastycola goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as The Cookie Monster.
a_liger gives you 3 light blue lime-flavoured jawbreakers.
anime_angel_ash gives you 12 mottled green watermelon-flavoured gumdrops.
eskimoxonxice tricks you! You lose 5 pieces of candy!
ibaly tricks you! You get a block of wood.
inpew gives you 1 light blue grapefruit-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.
kazahayakudou tricks you! You lose 3 pieces of candy!
minjii tricks you! You lose 2 pieces of candy!
prillid gives you 2 brown strawberry-flavoured gumdrops.
smittygirl gives you 12 green cola-flavoured gumdrops.
xhiro_xhiro gives you 3 mauve evil-flavoured jawbreakers.
toastycola ends up with 23 pieces of candy, and a block of wood.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.

You got something against the cookie monster, Kaza?

Writer's Block: Concert mania

2009-10-07T00:23:43Z

What band are you dying to see live in concert that you've never seen before? Would you travel to a different city or state just to see them?

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The Beatles. And yes. Hell yes.

/cries

toastycola @ 2009-09-15T21:30:00

2009-09-16T02:31:39Z

I've got a fever. A fever deep inside, oh yeaaah.

Ugh, I'm freaking BURNING UP. And the temperature is 40°F (4°C) in here!

But here, have a meme.

• Anyone who looks at this entry has to post this meme and their current wallpaper.
• Explain in no more than five sentences why you're using that wallpaper!
• Don't change your wallpaper before doing this! The point is to see what you had on

Why is this my wallpaper? Because it's the freaking Great Wave off Kanagawa. You know I'm right. I'll get my right-hand man to bust you up.

Writer's Block: Confidence Booster

2009-08-15T01:13:24Z

What do you wear to feel confident?

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Spongebob pajama pants.

And now...

2009-08-13T22:53:36Z

SAY, SAY, SAY

WHAT YOU WANT

BUT DON'T PLAY GAMES

WITH MY AFFECTIONS

You know it's hard out here for a Toaaasty

2009-08-08T02:38:48Z

Boss!Toasty is not a mighty warrior.

Nor is she quite prepared to take 20 band-dork stowaways to the ~~Crip-runned gangfight turf~~ Sonic so they can get #7 Combos and Route 66 Ocean Waters. But when you're a trumpet section leader with a truck, they just automatically assume that it's one of the services you offer. Besides showing off and being a controlling bitch/bastard, of course.

Billy shouldn't give us music with things like "Maestoso" and "Grazioso" and "Affrettando" on it. They'll take one look and go I CAN'T PLAY THIS IT'S WRITTEN IN SPANISH. It's not worth it to try and explain that no, "Pianissimo" doesn't mean PLAY AS LOUD AS YOU FREAKING CAN~~~

/owowowow my eaaaaars.

Writer's Block: Fantasy Sports

2009-08-05T03:36:41Z

Imagine you manage a coven of baseball-playing vampires. The Cullen family is really strong this year and you want to bring in a ringer. Which currently active MLB baseball player do you sire?

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TOUCHDOWN THURMAN THOMAS!

Howdy y'aaaall~

2009-08-01T03:45:10Z

ANON MEME

Plz to be doing?

toastycola @ 2009-07-24T21:41:00

2009-07-25T02:45:14Z

THAT'S IT.

I'M COMING DOWN THERE.

Mo Chagrin

2009-07-23T02:17:37Z

Nnnng, ye sa touhou gen rezon. Sila ki a ri vondi va plere somdi.

Kann sa fwa la kann li sa isit? ;_;

B'AWWWWW, MO SU BYEN, BYEN MALERE!

---

July was kind of a let down.

Dear F-List

2009-07-17T04:09:08Z

What are your thoughts on eating frogs and drive-through liquor stores?

Oh, what the hell. At least it's not in Creole.

2009-07-11T06:28:04Z

ROLEPLAYME!

( my thread: here! )

Sigal la e Froumi la

2009-07-06T00:02:15Z

Sigal la té chanté tou leté, li té pa gen aryen, kann liver vini;

Pa menm en ti moso demouche ou en devers.

Li kouri koté Froumi, so kwasin. Li hélé li té gen fem.

Si t'ole pret mwen en grenn
Pou viv jisk a printann. M'apaye twa, li di, avan lotonn, si mo parol, lintere la er principal la.

Froumi la lem pa prete:
Se so sèl defo. Sa to fè kann li tè fè cho?

Sigal la monde li.
-Tou la nwit e tou la joune

Mo tè chante, mo tè chante. To tè chante? Mo ben consen. Astè to ka danse, to ka danse.

toastycola @ 2009-07-03T21:34:00

2009-07-04T02:41:53Z

This Ad right here I saw on some website

Made me sad.

What is wrong with me

toastycola @ 2009-06-29T22:33:00

2009-06-30T03:39:13Z

Today, I was sucessfully able to tell who the people were in a secret at RP!S. George and Pattie. In Japanese clothing.

I could not see George's mouth or nose but those eyebrows DO NOT LIE

Also. Sims 3. Stop sucking away my soul. Thanks.

Michael Jackson

2009-06-26T00:14:26Z

What is this I don't even--

What.

What.

People like him aren't supposed to die. Ever. They are supposed to live forever and ever and ever, and you're in your late 60's wondering "How is that guy still alive?" Because he's amazing. That's why.

But then again, people like that never die at all. Just like Elvis and John Lennon and Buddy Holly, they don't really die. Nope. I refuse to believe it.